RETARDED JOKES

I came across two retarded jokes that actually made me laugh.

Joke 1

A doctor asked a mental patient: “If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?”
Patient: “Then I will not be able to hear…”
Doctor: “Hmm…that’s normal….so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?”
Patient: “I will not be able to see…”
The doctor became nervous and asked: “Why would you not see then???”
Patient: “Because my spectacles will fall off…”

Joke 2

Two patients attempted to escape from a mental hospital. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground..
After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: “Hey! Why are you not coming down yet?”
The patient on top replied: “Oh no…I can’t…I’m not ripe yet”

Makes me chuckle everytime I read it. Ha.